We should be called the Road Head Warriors
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
