its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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