normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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