I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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