We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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