It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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