Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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