I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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