i just wanna soil my oats bro
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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