Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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