Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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