all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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