why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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