And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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