I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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