sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
handjob tips. give me some.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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