lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
There are leaves in my underwear?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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