Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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