The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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