quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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