Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Everyone says I win the strip club
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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