let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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