she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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