I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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