He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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