Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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