Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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