Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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