ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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