you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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