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• (517): View more from Michigan

  areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!

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  you srsly need to quit going to that bar

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I spit up blood this morning

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  That's vegas.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing

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• (760): View more from California

  My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?

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• (310): View more from California

  Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake

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