Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
