You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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