you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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