Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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