The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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