hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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