What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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