After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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