I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.