Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time