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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles

  (907): View more from Alaska

  How do you keep ending up in these situations?

  (415): View more from California

  My dad is their accountant

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• (904): View more from Florida

  thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.

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  I still maintain we were not that drunk......

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  Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine

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• (510): View more from California

  I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.

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