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• (716): View more from New York

  I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  These beer shits have taken over my entire life.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat

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