apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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