Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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