Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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