Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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