i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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