Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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