btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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