This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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