I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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