ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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