It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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