How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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