I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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