I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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