I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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