i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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