and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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