HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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