Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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